Seriously, I think I would have thrown up if that was me. And then I would have gone to Ikea and visited some friends, and then drove home. What a huge bummer. I bet it did feel like the Twilight Zone. Or like a dream where you cant see peoples faces or move at a normal speed.

I have a personal theory. I was sick and you were so kind and didn't request the usual "date" night we have before you leave. Sure you took me out to dinner, but then you watched a movie while I tossed and turned feverishly. See? Bad karma! SO, this time we did everything right and no Twilight Zone.

Also, so that everyone understands how HAPPY I was for the screw up: my dad was out of town and I was to work Friday, Saturday AND Sunday. All day. And I was sick. And Jesse got sick, then later had a seizure. So I guess really I should thank God and be happy. And tell my husband he is not stupid. Because it could have been worse. He could have gone to the wrong city!

Since everyone else was so nice to you, I'm gonna be mean at least a little. Haha, you're a travelling noob. Haha. But that's actually something that I personally would do, I'm sure. So it's ok.

I still randomly laugh out loud about this.

Thanks for recommending me to your boss for the infomercial - I'm really stoked. I won't let you down either!

When I read your story and got to the kicker, I momentarily had that feeling like when you go over the drop on a roller coaster. It was as if it happened to me. And I agree with the comparison to an episode of the Twilight Zone. Sorry it happened to you, but it sure makes for a good story.

Aww, that is so sweet that Dan didn't rip you to shreds! What empathy.

So, I am curious if anyone is going to just be really mean about this.......It just seems so obvious.

I was saddened that Solo and Blujai couldn't make it to our guild Beerfest run. Although Deborah pointed out it was probably pretty short notice to find someone to sit on your kids. Amulet and I should be back in Siloam (hopefully) for Wellington Skydive's car-show show; hopefully we'll catch you then.

Man, that was D-U-B-M - dumb! I cant beileve wolud so retarted. If I never make mistakes like that because I would be a stupid-head lame-pants like you. HA! Why don't you try not writing about it because then you wouldn't be laugfed at like you are because you write about it. Know what I would have done... not driven to Dalas! oh PWNFACED u suck noob kthxbye!

That right there /\ made me laugh.

Lol - thanks for the encouragement How's the editing coming? I know I gave you TONS to edit through. Talk to you soon!!!

is this dustin mcduffie? this is tori harbin. comment me back please

So perhaps, one day, you will return and let the world know that you do, in fact, live.

In the mean time, you are lucky no know is mocking you!

I... *sniff*... I miss Dustin.

Dude, this is the third different profile picture I've had since the last time you posted, and if you don't hurry I'm going to be back here with a fourth.

smells of stale urine in here, wha happen!?

If you keep this up, I'm actually going to update my website before you post again.